If you don't get me this stuff for Father's Day, I'm getting it for myself

I still maintain that I'm the easiest person in the world to buy for. Just ask me what I want. "Cigars." Then ask me what kind I like. "The more they cost, the better I'll like them."

See. Wasn't that easy?

So when anyone asks "What do you want for Father's Day?" Or, if you're wondering what to get your dad for Father's Day, I'm here to resolve that issue. Get the Father's Day gifts that every cigar smoking dad wants.

Now, if you don't want to buy me (or your dad) cigars, okay, then buy cigar accessories. Here are some that I either already love and own, or I'd love for someone to buy for me. How about you? No, I'm not asking what gifts you'd like to receive, I'm asking if YOU'D like to buy me this stuff. Just contact me and I'll provide you with my shipping address. :)

These tips also work for birthdays, holidays anniversaries and Tuesdays.

• Cigar Save It - This is a MUST HAVE for any cigar smoker. Rarely do we get an opportunity to enjoy a full cigar in one sitting, so this really handy accessory is a perfect addition for any pocket, car, fanny-pack or wherever you store keep your cigar stuff. With Cigar Save It, you can puff away and then, when it's time to extinguish just slide your fully lit cigar into the Cigar Save It tube, close the top and return it to your pocket. Before I purchased my first Cigar Save It I would lose a lot of cigars by setting them on a ledge or curb or tossing them onto the lawn. Not any more. This is the best accessory you can buy for nine bucks. Learn more.

• Gorham That's Entertainment Flask/Cigar Set, 5-Piece - This is a beautiful gift. Even if you have to give it to yourself. Gorham is a highly respected company who produces nothing but quality stuff. You get everything pictured at left (flask, cigar cutter, two-cigar pocket carrier, shot glass (I think you actually get two, which would make it a six-piece set, and a little hat for your miniature Wizard of Oz Tin Man doll. :) Get yours here.

• Folding Wood Cigar Ashtray W/ Cutter - Not too much needs to be said for a really cool cigar ash tray, which comes with a razor sharp cutter and folds into a nifty little wooden box for easy travel storage. Nothing worse than being on the road and having to rest your cigars on strange ashtrays.

• Cigar Compadre - This very inexpensive accessory comes in very handy. When you don't need to extinguish your cigar with your Cigar Save It, this cigar accessory comes in very handy to just rest your smoke for a few while you whack your balls, cast your line, or nod out on your hammock. Check it out here.

• Xikar Stainless Steel Portable Cigar Ash Can - I love this! It's a can that fits right in your car's cup holder and it has a ring and spiral holder to fit most ring sizes. Then, when you're on the go or just want to contain the "aroma," screw the lid on it. For less than 20 bucks. Get all the details here.

Here's what I recommend: copy the url (web address) of this page and paste it into an email to send to everyone you know. Let me know how it works out for ya.