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They are developing an electronic
device which will allow you to put in earpieces and have any language interpreted
and played in your headphones. It further allows you to speak into a microphone and what you say will
be translated to their language and played through a speaker. Amazing! Now if they could only come
up with a similar device where, when you put it on, a man could understand womanspeak.
When watching a movie with a DVR,
brief nudity is not necessarily so brief. I have pause button.
At least Apple didn't call their new
product a MiniPad.
How did the metric system overtake
our beverage cans and bottles information? Now, large bottles of soft drinks
are 16.9 ounces or 1.05 pints. What are they doing, just trying to remind us
that our method of measurement sucks? 16.9 ounces equals 500 mL. Oh, metric
system, you're so cool with your round numbers. But, what if we left it at 16
ounces? How many mL is that, smarty pants? It's something like 497.036 mL. Not
so cool now are you?
Many times in my life I've heard
people say that you should let tap water run for a few seconds before filling your glass and
drinking it, because the water that first comes out of the tap has been sitting
there stagnant for a while. Isn't the water just behind simply water that was
sitting stagnant further down the pipeline?
93% of the African American
population voted for President Obama. Studies show that the other 7% may have simply
made a mistake.
I remember when I used to have a
rotary cellphone.
I'm not sure what my being aware of
breast cancer does to help the cause. They should call it Donate Money to
Breast Cancer Research Month. Just for us stupid people.
I sometimes listen to those Music
Choice channels on cable. I was watching/listening to the Classic Rock channel
and most of the ads were for senior emergency alert and hair restoration. Truly
WTF??
Here's something you simply don't
hear anymore, "Hurry up, I need to use the phone."
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